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sinbadism:

jobhaver:

bro, you cant just self-diagnose that you are gay. you need a prescription from a board certified homosthesiologist

homo = similar, same,

sthesi = sensation, emotion,

ologist = person who studies.

so basically, a homosthesiologist would be someone who knows that feel.

(via these-br0ken-pr0mises)

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lasagna-delrey:

that kid u just called a jerk? he’s actually a Junior Educated Rich Kid think before you speak

(via lasagna-delrey)

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2 hours ago
redthighs-and-deadend-dreams:

This has got to be the biggest pile of shit i’ve edited but I kind of like it..

redthighs-and-deadend-dreams:

This has got to be the biggest pile of shit i’ve edited but I kind of like it..

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2 hours ago

hi:

when people say i look nice today

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but then they just try to get me to do something

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(via hi)

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2 hours ago

So I got an idea

lustfuldemoness:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

duckscrymoo:

Let’s take this 

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and put it in 

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yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

Yes let me just go outside and talk to my rhinoceros neighbour, who resides in the town in which I am mayor, and then see what the alpaca merchants have for sale.

I’ll head into town hall afterward and talk to my anthropomorphic dog wife. 

(via kianlawley)

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2 hours ago

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

(via somuchphan)

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2 hours ago
biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

(Source: utorment, via itsrebeccablack)

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9 hours ago

heckstasy:

How to Have Sex:

  • spin around
  • S TOP
  • double take tHREE TIMES
  • 1
  • 2
  • PELVICC TTTHHRRUSUUSTT
  • WOOOOOO WOOOOO
  • stop on ur right foot DON TF OREGT IT
  • BRING IT ARROUUNNNDD TOWN BRING IT AROUNNNDDDD TOOOWWWWNNNNNN

(via aspington)

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10 hours ago

the-hogwarts-owl:

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

God’s dad was an alcoholic gay man

I swear this show is on drugs

(Source: frecklechester, via bridgetdunkle)

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10 hours ago

cupcake-kills:

thegodofmischiefmanaged:

merrycanary:

distinctmemory:

Holy shit.

10/10 would fuck

every time this comes back on my dash i die a little inside with happiness

Always reblog Punk-Rock Peter Pan.

(Source: peterlily, via joey-smith-universe)

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10 hours ago
datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

(Source: memewhore, via bevelizing)

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10 hours ago

cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

(via bevelizing)

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10 hours ago
sunflower-mama:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Woah

sunflower-mama:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Woah

(via christian-eats-chode)

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10 hours ago
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