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damedanbo:

coolpup98:

this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.

is that true?

damedanbo:

coolpup98:

this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.

is that true?

(via joey-smith-universe)

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Posted
22 hours ago

gnarly:

friend: can you go buy something for me at the store ill give you the money

me: ughhhhhhhh

friend: you can buy something for yourself too with my money

me:

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(via these-br0ken-pr0mises)

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Posted
22 hours ago

gnarly:

When you’re sitting on the toilet and realize you forgot your phone

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(via christian-eats-chode)

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Posted
22 hours ago

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

(via these-br0ken-pr0mises)

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Posted
22 hours ago

libbykeppen:

collegecutiepie:

gaysealapproves:

ellieintheskywithdiamonds:

altair-ibn-la-booty:

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

mojosodope178:

theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…

See, she didn’t lock up her dildos so they naturally thought they were swords, thus then playing with them.
Now, if she had forgotten to lock up her guns and the kids started playing with them…
See where I’m getting at?

 (via archmasterjazzy)

my daughter found my “toy box” once… so yes… this scenerio does happen, they play with everything and anything.

Lock up your guns, but also PLEASE TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WHY YOU DON’T PLAY WITH THEM.

SERIOUSLY.

Education is best. Yes, lock them up. But also teach them boundaries and they won’t be looking through shit in the first plae.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via these-br0ken-pr0mises)

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Posted
22 hours ago

No limit

1.Kissed a girl?
2.Kissed a boy?
3.Had sex in public?
4.What’s your religion?
5.What does your URL mean?
6.Reason you joined tumblr?
7.Do you have any nicknames?
8.Do you like bubble bath?
9.Kissed in the rain?
10.Dyed your hair?
11.Soup or salad?
12.Vegetable or meat?
13.Go out drinking?
14.Smoke cigarettes?
15.Smoke weed?
16.Do any hard drugs?
17.Have you had sex today?
18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
22.Tried to commit suicide?
23.The last time you felt broken?
24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?
27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
28.Do you sing in the shower?
29.Do you dance in the car?
30.Where were you yesterday?
31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
34.Is Christmas stressful?
35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
37.Do you believe in ghosts?
38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
39.Take a vitamin daily?
40.Wear slippers?
41.Wear a bath robe?
42.What do you wear to bed?
43.Do you want to get married?
44.Can you curl your tongue?
Relationship preference:
45.How many relationships have you had?
46.How can I win your heart?
47.what makes a great relationship?
48.Shy OR open?
50.Religious OR non-religious?
51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?
52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
53.Piercings OR no piercings?
54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
ask me these, please? :)
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Posted
22 hours ago

hiccupofcoffee:

Guys

Guys

Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen??
Watch this

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but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then 

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but it gets better

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much better

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(via when-skies-collapse)

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Posted
22 hours ago

keepthefunkflow:

llamatalia:

chrisroarshack:

justmargaret:

ruf1oh-n1tram:

lascocks:

Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.

For anyone who doesn’t know: The name of this adorable ‘viking goddess’ is Samantha Wright

Yes, she might be showing up in the 2016 olympics.

And yes, she is always this cute.

Samantha Wright is an adorable combination of the Hulk and Tinkerbell.

The only post I routinely reblog

She know she cute

She’s wearing a singlet awwwwwww yes goals

(Source: chikcs, via pikachuluvr44)

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Posted
1 day ago

pokemon-global-academy:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

my

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dont

my

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dont

my

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dont want none unless you got

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hun

my arbok don’t, my seviper don’t, my serperior don’t want none unless you got buneary bunnelby hun? 

(via hate-youtohemoonandback)

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Posted
1 day ago

skibbo:

skibbo:

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check out this lil guy on a skateboard 

image this lil guy wants to thank you for all the notes 

(via dutchster)

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Posted
1 day ago

yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

(via pikachuluvr44)

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Posted
1 day ago
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