Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these
double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?
This is fucking amazing to me…
See, she didn’t lock up her dildos so they naturally thought they were swords, thus then playing with them.
Now, if she had forgotten to lock up her guns and the kids started playing with them…
See where I’m getting at?
#seriously#they weren’t kidding how kids will play with anything they see#one of my cousins was messing with matches once#almost burn himself#lock up your stuff#hide it properly#PLEASE (via archmasterjazzy)
my daughter found my “toy box” once… so yes… this scenerio does happen, they play with everything and anything.
Lock up your guns, but also PLEASE TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WHY YOU DON’T PLAY WITH THEM.
Education is best. Yes, lock them up. But also teach them boundaries and they won’t be looking through shit in the first plae.
|1.Kissed a girl?|
|2.Kissed a boy?|
|3.Had sex in public?|
|4.What’s your religion?|
|5.What does your URL mean?|
|6.Reason you joined tumblr?|
|7.Do you have any nicknames?|
|8.Do you like bubble bath?|
|9.Kissed in the rain?|
|10.Dyed your hair?|
|11.Soup or salad?|
|12.Vegetable or meat?|
|13.Go out drinking?|
|16.Do any hard drugs?|
|17.Have you had sex today?|
|18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?|
|19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?|
|20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?|
|21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?|
|22.Tried to commit suicide?|
|23.The last time you felt broken?|
|24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?|
|25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?|
|26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?|
|27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?|
|28.Do you sing in the shower?|
|29.Do you dance in the car?|
|30.Where were you yesterday?|
|31.Ever used a bow and arrow?|
|32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?|
|33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?|
|34.Is Christmas stressful?|
|35.Favorite type of fruit pie?|
|36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?|
|37.Do you believe in ghosts?|
|38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?|
|39.Take a vitamin daily?|
|41.Wear a bath robe?|
|42.What do you wear to bed?|
|43.Do you want to get married?|
|44.Can you curl your tongue?|
|45.How many relationships have you had?|
|46.How can I win your heart?|
|47.what makes a great relationship?|
|48.Shy OR open?|
|50.Religious OR non-religious?|
|51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?|
|52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?|
|53.Piercings OR no piercings?|
|54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?|
|55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?|
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Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.
For anyone who doesn’t know: The name of this adorable ‘viking goddess’ is Samantha Wright
Yes, she might be showing up in the 2016 olympics.
And yes, she is always this cute.
Samantha Wright is an adorable combination of the Hulk and Tinkerbell.
The only post I routinely reblog
She know she cute
She’s wearing a singlet awwwwwww yes goals